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You just want to see my abs again, don’t you? Well, this might be you only chance to “cuddle” for a long time, so I guess you should take it [and to think, Ian thinks I’m bad at relationships! He’s wrong, I am freaking awesome at being part of a couple] . Yes, ma’am . Heard Doc was bothering you? I could always deck him talk to him for you. In a few days, anyways. At this point, I’m so weak I’d most likely miss punching his face completely and just fall on the floor and stay there.
Yeah, I was planning on using you as servant until I feel better. Bring me Mountain Dew!! If you guys found any , that is. True, you have some skill, I’ll admit that. Actually, I wouldn’t doubt that you could have multiple girlfriends. You have that whole golden boy persona going for you. Damn, that hurt. What the hell do you mean I’m not a pro at relationships?
I should be fine in a few days, but for now it’s horrible. Thanks , bro. 98 percent of the time, I win. No, your other girlfriend. You two didn’t have a romantic , jumping into each others arms sort of reunion? That’s surprising. I suppose some could argue I made it awkward. I teased her about having kids and such. She implied you two only hold hands. Dude, she’s yours , you can get a little closer than that.
Please, I have rescued you a million times. Well, I have been sick. In all seriousness through, Sunny’s changed me a bit, I guess . I finally realized Jodi is never coming back. I’m still the same guy who can kick you ass in soccer. So how are things with you and your girl? Tried to talk to her the other day, it was awkward.
Terrified. Actually, I was thinking I’d teach you someday when my body doesn’t feel like it’s on fire. Besides, no ones better than me, darling.
Your body is on fire? Are you ill? I’ll come look after you, and see what Doc has to help you. Well if I’m getting taught by the best, then sooner or later I might become better.

Eh, I don’t want to get you sick. Heard Wonder Boy’s back. If Jared’s not back soon too, Mel and I are going after him. If you ever become a better fighter than me, I’ll stop drinking. Love ya.
Hello brother.
Hey Ian. Feeling formal today, eh? I was starting to worry about my dear baby brother. What the hell took you so long? Can’t make a quick raid run can you? Thought I’d have to rescue you. Anyways, you missed a hell of a lot while you were gone. For one, I, Kyle Reid O’Shea, am dating a Soul. Also, I have successfully gone a month without getting in a fight. Be proud.
I’m in. You’re the only person here who presents a challenge.
Bring it on O’Shea! I’d say the same about you but…you aren’t exactly a challenge to me.

Trying to psych me out? Not going to work, sweetheart. What’s the game? And what does the winner get?
Screw it, I’m staying in bed all day.
So no teaching me how to karate? You must be scared, that I’ll become better than you then.
Terrified. Actually, I was thinking I’d teach you someday when my body doesn’t feel like it’s on fire. Besides, no ones better than me, darling.

Screw it, I’m staying in bed all day.
Come on, you should learn some self-defense for when I’m not around. Doesn’t have to be guns, I guess. You up for Karate?
I’m down for a bit of karate, it seems like a much better choice than carrying a gun around with me. Self defense doesn’t have to be all about fighting or hurting someone, you can simply work things out by talking.
Cute! We’ll start training, before you know it you’ll have a six-pack.. like me! You can even join our football game later today. We’ll be outside!!!









